
Currently at 4:44 am mountian standard time. I am going through my childhood academic folder that my elementary school which I just snuck into had compiled for me.
Here is what I am able to glean from my child self:
- Arts an crafts are necessary part of creativity. Both as a child and as a young man… and I am assuming as an adult. There is a reason why home depot just calls to 35 year old married men wanting to do a project or make something cool happen.
 - My fifth grade self said that to change the world…and I quote…”I will prevent war” as well as my kryptonite being “annoying sisters”. My motto was “go 100%”, and my haircut was a landing strip mohawk that my dad and I thought would be funny. It was… (especially combined with the sports googles).
 - My sixth grade self said that in 2026 I will be “living in a 3 story house. A new york selling best author that writes amazing novels. Married, with two kids, living in a cabin in the nice mountains of Colorado playing golf with my kids in my free time”. My retirement age is gonna be “50 years old with a hypoalergenic bernadoodle puppy.” I am also a “frequent world traveler.”
 - I want to be remembered as…”A HARD WORKING – SPORTS LOVING – MAN OF GOD.
 - I used a llama as the front page of a campaign ad I ran with the back of it reading “In Runyon we trust” Crazy comparison to God there. Definitely bold.
 - You can tell exactly when my mom gave up on dressing me…somewhere around 5th grade.
 - A colored drawing of a Swedish flag from some small amount of Viking blood that runs through my veins.
 - An empty workbook about life skills training.
 - An A+ paper about Martin Luther King Junior that is linked here.
 - An art folder that looked like an insane asylum patient got a hold of for the day (the color wheel looked horrendous).
 - Another empty notebook. But, this time it is glitter bombed.
 - A sweet native American Drawing with some fun facts about traditional Navajo homes called Hogans.
 - A spelling test in which I discerned the difference between there, their, and they’re.
 - A letter from from my mom and dad expressing love and belief in me in 2013.
 - A 1-10 numbers sheet with half of the numbers backwards.
 - A springtime assignment saying that I would like to “play a lot and ride my bick and look at the flowers”.
 - A handwriting progression of which I have since dramatically worsened at.
 - A 4th grade paper about the book, Heaven is For Real, a near death expireance of a four year old. (Also attached here).
 - Some basic spanish introduction statement.. “Who I am” (Quien soy). When you flip the page it reveals me, a boy, rocking sprots goggles, and a buzz cut.
 - My short term goal of buying a life straw… “cuz it’s cool”.
 - A letter to myself full of hope for the following school year.
 
I am so grateful I hung on to these through middle school, high school, and college. They give me confidence and a giggle at myself as a little kid because I can’t help but laugh a little at the things I was saying seriously when I was little.

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